January 2013
22 posts
2 tags
vanillavalerian:
kumadust:
when you love horror but despise jump scares
me
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
originalcallum:
jamtards:
im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck
the plug looks fucking terrified
“Some things are not supposed to be seen”
rosiedoll:
letyoursoul:
shuckl:
pizzaforpresident:
hell is a buffet of all your favorite foods and a table of skinny people judging you
hell really doesn’t sound bad at all
can I eat the skinny people too or
Calm down Shia Labeouf
pioneerandthegoodlove:
GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN FREEZE A BEE AND IT WON’T DIE SO WHILE IT’S IN YOUR FREEZER YOU CAN TIE A STRING TO IT AND LET IT SIT OUT FOR A FEW AND THEN IT WILL WAKE UP AND YOU CAN GO ON A WALK WITH YOUR BEE
newcrystalcitysteel:
when people dont like transformers
when people don’t like anthing
people
getoutoftherecat:
the-companions-doctor:
sharlina6:
Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads.
whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this
how do you cat
My new year's resolution
bootylicious-buggy:
Don’t die
December 2012
366 posts
yesimbeyonce:
god:
yesimbeyonce:
Nicki Minaj reminds me of that Sims character we’ve all made at 3 in the morning out of boredom
yeah sorry about that
oh my god
haave-you-met-ted:
haave-you-met-ted:
no one liked my facebook status tonight even though it’s 10/10 quality
gayalpha:
so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language. slanguange. slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe
thepurposeismypenis:
i’m not gonna tell you how to run your life but if you don’t think this looks like legolas and aragorn are getting married
you’re just flat out wrong
harpyholidays:
harpyholidays:
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
...
worship-the-emenator-because-she:
sluttytobias:
sluttytobias:
what did earth say to the other planets?
wow. you guys have no life.
oh my god
thechampagneandthestars:
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
4 tags
CHRISTMAS HAUL
SHIRTS
NEW CONVERSES
FUCKTON OF TRANSFORMERS
A FUCKING TABLET
A FUCKING COMPUTER
PICTURES LATER MAYBE BUT PROBABLY NOT
BEST CHRISTMAS Y/Y
I'm The Rehab, You're The Drugs: I'm nearly crying →
ralphcanwreckme:
because I had this awesome password journal as a kid
but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time
so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again
but today I was cleaning my room and found it
so I decided…
merrymrdarcy:
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS...
lauth asked: hello i have been listening to a7x and it made me think of you (and also xix and jet [who i maybe completely miss despite being lightyears out of the fandom])
i am the emotional equivalent of a pill bug
zzazu:
