HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
MOTHER NATURE’S BLOOPERS
(via neon-chan)
[video]
when you love horror but despise jump scares
me
(Source: madamekotty, via bootylicious-buggy)
im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck
the plug looks fucking terrified
“Some things are not supposed to be seen”
(via bitterskyfire)
hell is a buffet of all your favorite foods and a table of skinny people judging you
hell really doesn’t sound bad at all
can I eat the skinny people too or
Calm down Shia Labeouf
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via bitterskyfire)
[video]
What a wonderful basket of frui…
I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF
strait up shit my pants
(Source: a-pen-for-your-thoughts, via bootylicious-buggy)
HOT.
WHATCHU STARING AT. THAT’S RIGHT. MOVE ON OUTTA HERE.
THE MAJESTY
SO MAJESTIC!
GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN FREEZE A BEE AND IT WON’T DIE SO WHILE IT’S IN YOUR FREEZER YOU CAN TIE A STRING TO IT AND LET IT SIT OUT FOR A FEW AND THEN IT WILL WAKE UP AND YOU CAN GO ON A WALK WITH YOUR BEE
(Source: youmeatballs, via bootylicious-buggy)
