bootylicious-buggy:

• Don’t die

erebu5:

tessathemoo:

doublewhorls:

Lobster Mobile Phone Case

I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my phone”

I’m just going to say that I want this more than anything else I’ve ever wanted in my life.

lhxklhfhKDFafihadfi;kjsx;hcihDFKhalcHSDLA!!! I want this….waaaaant!

derpjenderp:

merryeridan:

asymmetricjester:

chinchillas13:

they disconnected after that and i only laughed for like 15 minutes.

no really man howw are you evven doin that it cant be healthy

laughing my ass off

yesimbeyonce:

god:

yesimbeyonce:

Nicki Minaj reminds me of that Sims character we’ve all made at 3 in the morning out of boredom

yeah sorry about that

oh my god

cylon-tea:

I’ve befriended a socially progressive octopus

twinkletron:

g1: an unrivaled work of art that is perfect in every way.

wienermeister:

that-was-a-double-entendre:

orangeninjadan:

this bothers me

looking at anyone else you can see when the gif loops

but felix doesn’t break stride

and it’s bothersome

i guess he fixed it.

i like how vanellope falls back

haave-you-met-ted:

haave-you-met-ted:

no one liked my facebook status tonight even though it’s 10/10 quality

gayalpha:

so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language.  slanguange.  slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe