- Don’t die
I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my phone”
I’m just going to say that I want this more than anything else I’ve ever wanted in my life.
lhxklhfhKDFafihadfi;kjsx;hcihDFKhalcHSDLA!!! I want this….waaaaant!
Nicki Minaj reminds me of that Sims character we’ve all made at 3 in the morning out of boredom
yeah sorry about that
oh my god
I’ve befriended a socially progressive octopus
g1: an unrivaled work of art that is perfect in every way.
this bothers me
looking at anyone else you can see when the gif loops
but felix doesn’t break stride
and it’s bothersome
i guess he fixed it.
i like how vanellope falls back
no one liked my facebook status tonight even though it’s 10/10 quality
so at like 1 am yesterday my friend and i were talking and for some reason we were talking about languages and then just mid conversation i stop and i look at her and say “slurred language. slanguange. slang.” and she just stared back at me like she just witnessed the creation of the universe