Cyanide and Insomnia

thechosenone305: iamtonysexual: thisisasupergoodidea: i8urpeng...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 09:28:25 -0500

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

MOTHER NATURE’S BLOOPERS

thefrogman: [reddit]

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 08:10:23 -0500

thefrogman:

[reddit]

vanillavalerian: kumadust: when you love horror but despise jump scares me

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 08:09:45 -0500

vanillavalerian:

kumadust:

when you love horror but despise jump scares

me

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 08:07:02 -0500

On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

originalcallum: jamtards: im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck the...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 08:05:59 -0500

originalcallum:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

the plug looks fucking terrified

“Some things are not supposed to be seen”

rosiedoll: letyoursoul: shuckl: pizzaforpresident: hell is a buffet of all your favorite foods...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 08:02:22 -0500

rosiedoll:

letyoursoul:

shuckl:

pizzaforpresident:

hell is a buffet of all your favorite foods and a table of skinny people judging you

hell really doesn’t sound bad at all

can I eat the skinny people too or

Calm down Shia Labeouf

runningfromsanity: taeminnie-ksl: im-mr-brightside: burn-down-...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:59:04 -0500

runningfromsanity:

taeminnie-ksl:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

I CANT

LOL

newcrystalcitysteel: jawnthetimelord: thelittlekneesofbees: un...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:58:33 -0500

newcrystalcitysteel:

jawnthetimelord:

thelittlekneesofbees:

unimpressedcats:

What a wonderful basket of frui…

I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF

strait up shit my pants

lledra: gingerhaze: trotting-on: vickaf: HOT. WHATCHU...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:44:27 -0500

lledra:

gingerhaze:

trotting-on:

vickaf:

HOT.

WHATCHU STARING AT. THAT’S RIGHT. MOVE ON OUTTA HERE.

THE MAJESTY

SO MAJESTIC!

pioneerandthegoodlove: GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN FREEZE A BEE AND IT WON’T DIE SO WHILE IT’S...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:40:14 -0500

pioneerandthegoodlove:

GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN FREEZE A BEE AND IT WON’T DIE SO WHILE IT’S IN YOUR FREEZER YOU CAN TIE A STRING TO IT AND LET IT SIT OUT FOR A FEW AND THEN IT WILL WAKE UP AND YOU CAN GO ON A WALK WITH YOUR BEE

newcrystalcitysteel: when people dont like transformers when people don’t like anthing people

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:37:12 -0500

newcrystalcitysteel:

when people dont like transformers

when people don’t like anthing

people

Photo

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:34:49 -0500

queernonywolf: lovekota: this is where i’d keep my scratching...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:30:18 -0500

queernonywolf:

lovekota:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

OH MY GOD

omfg this cat is so dramatic

for no

fucking reasondfmasldhfasljkfhasfdas

countkalvitus: mynameisdildobaggins: my sister tried out the...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:22:14 -0500

countkalvitus:

mynameisdildobaggins:

my sister tried out the iphone 5 panorama effect. this was the result. and yes. that is me in the back.

OMG

Oh look

it’s a caterpillar

newcrystalcitysteel: whats-good-young-hoe: Hold on, let me put...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:17:29 -0500

newcrystalcitysteel:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

omg

Photo

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:10:37 -0500

getoutoftherecat: the-companions-doctor: sharlina6: Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:03:23 -0500

getoutoftherecat:

the-companions-doctor:

sharlina6:

Fact of the Day: Cats have unattached collarbones, which means that they can fit through any aperture large enough to accommodate their heads.

whenever someone judges me for wanting to be a cat I’ll just direct them to this

how do you cat

gojira-king-of-the-snowmen: ohhicas: pixelnuggets: collegiate-...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:02:06 -0500

gojira-king-of-the-snowmen:

ohhicas:

pixelnuggets:

collegiate-deviance:

Leonardo DiCaprio cut his hand while the cameras were rolling on the set of Django Unchained and kept moving through the scene, never breaking character, and his real-life bloodied hand made it into the final version of the film. During one take of that scene, DiCaprio unintentionally slammed his hand into glass, creating a gash that later required stitches. But that didn’t stop him from doing his job. As his hand bled quite visibly, DiCaprio kept going, even using the hand as a new dramatic prop. At one point he smears his bloodied hand over Broomhilda’s face in an act of evil dominance. And Broomhilda (Kerry Washington) looks horrified as he does it. (Perhaps Washington wasn’t acting!) And that was the take that director Quentin Tarantino kept in the film. (Source)

this man really wants his goddamn oscar

#for gods sake give him an oscar already before he kills someone i’m worried

reblogging again for commentary

abucketfullofjoy: trashgnomesanonymous: hiddlestalker: hashtag...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 07:01:21 -0500

abucketfullofjoy:

trashgnomesanonymous:

hiddlestalker:

hashtagthatsreal:

fullofwhoa:

O H

M Y

G O D

what is happening

set phasers to stunning?

Picard is my spirit animal

OMG TAYLOR HE IS ME I AM PICARD AND HE IS ME.

Photo

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 06:58:33 -0500